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PRE ORDER FOC DATE March 15, 2027 / ON SALE DATE April 20, 2027
When bodies begin piling up at a retirement home for superhumans, unlucky orderly Guy must team up with a retired dynamic duo to find clues, dig up old grudges, and unravel a metahuman murder mystery.Legends never die. They just retire!Broke and facing eviction, bad-luck magnet Guy lands a job as an orderly at a retirement home for elderly superheroes, where the patients are as unpredictable as they are powerful. But when a resident’s suspicious death riles up a retired dynamic duo, Guy is pulled into a murder mystery that’s way above his pay grade. With the bodies piling up, Guy must figure out who wants to kill retired superhumans…and, more importantly, what a regular Guy can do to stop them! (dis)orderly is a gleefully absurd, action-packed mystery about the final amazing adventure of a team of geriatric superheroes that the world has written off—and the Guy who’s in charge of getting them home for early-bird dinner.
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